When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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