I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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