my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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