You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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