I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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