I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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