Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
How drunk are you?
Completed.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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