I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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