I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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