I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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