the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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