hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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