I seem to have left my pride at pride
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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