I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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