quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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