I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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