The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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