love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize