dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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