Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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