I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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