He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
