ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I got inside last night via doggy door
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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