Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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