it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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