You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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