The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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