I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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