it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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