real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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