Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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