I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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