so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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