More tranny stories later!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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