Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Who died my cat blue again?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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