Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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