Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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