ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There's always time for handjobs
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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