This girl is more easily done than said...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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