That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
She bit a glass in half.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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