First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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