I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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