her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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