Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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