You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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