Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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