lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I want a musical about memes.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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