I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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