Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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