do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
