My brain says no but my pants say off.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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