cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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