She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
We have so much sex to catch up on
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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